With all the ruckus surrounding the presidential primaries, I have made my choice of which candidate to support. It is Republican Fred Thompson.Since most people don’t know much about Fred Thompson, I have put together a dozen interesting facts about him, just to educate you on why he is the only real choice we have to lead our country. I think you will also come to the conclusion that there simply is no other choice.

But first, let’s give some lovin’ to lMAO, who continues to add to their already impressive list on a daily basis.

TWELVE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FRED THOMPSON

12) Taxes get so depressed when they hear Fred Thompson is in charge that they cut themselves.

11) When Fred Thompson found out a Senator had added pork to a bill, Fred Thompson ripped off the man’s leg and beat him with it. The leg was later returned to the Senator as part of a bi-partisan compromise.

10) In the presence of Fred Thompson, terrorists prematurely explode… even if they don’t have explosives strapped to them.

9) Fred Thompson’s favorite color is the blood of his enemies.

8) When Fred Thompson speaks at a college, all the hippies are pre-tasered.

7) The grass is always greener on Fred Thompson’s lawn. Always.

6) Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his “veto pen.” 5) Fred Thompson’s backyard fireworks display for Independence Day is so awesome, it often causes several European countries to surrender.

4) Every day, Fred Thompson beats up eight times his weight in hippies.

3) Every time Fred Thompson’s PC crashes, Bill Gates calls him and apologizes.

2) Fred Thompson’s plan for the U.N. is to wait for a big conference and then melt down the entire headquarters, uniting leaders from all nations into a nice little paperweight for his desk.

1) Fred Thompson is not your “bro” and he is going to tase you. 

TWO BONUS CHRISTMAS FACTS…

-When Fred Thompson says, “Have a merry Christmas,” that’s not a meaningless platitude — it’s a command — so you better have a Christmas so merry blood is shooting out your eyes because Fred Thompson is coming to town.

- On Christmas Eve, Fred Thompson leaves milk and cookies out. Santa dares not touch them, because he knows how much Fred Thompson loves his milk and cookies early on Christmas morning.

What choice do you possibly have? Support him! Fred Thompson for president!