Sigh…
Here is a haiku for tickleddragon.
Actually, I don’t know how to write haiku, so I’ll say the most romantic thing I can think of.
Fred Thompson.
EDIT: I have heard that MadisonConservative is quite gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that MadisonConvervative lives in a shipping container. That is on a train.
EDIT: MadisonConservative is often seen at Kucinich fund-raisers.
EDIT: MadisonConversative has been seen in Hillary’s bedrooms. All of them.
EDIT: It is well known that wccawa is the world’s best lover and is hung like a water buffalo.
EDIT: Men from Wisconsin are known universally as “eunuchs.”
EDIT: In the “Wikipedia of the Future,” it is well-established that wccawa and tickleddragon marry and live happily ever after. It is not wise to mess with the future.
EDIT: Both Fred Thompson and wccawa can pronounce “nuclear” correctly. Due to a genetic condition, people from Wisconsin can not.
EDIT: Dear MadisonConservative. What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You’re damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you charge to haunt a house? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you liberal bum. People like you are the reason cults exist. If brains were gasoline, you wouldn’t have enough to run a piss ant’s go-kart around the inside of a donut. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. I love that suit you’re wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole!!!!!!!!11!11!!!2!!!
EDIT: Rare photo of MadisonConservative found!!!
EDIT: MadisonConservative posts under the pseudonym “csdeven.”
EDIT: A brief tour of MadisonConservative’s neighborhood.
EDIT: Wccawa knew her name was Wendy months ago. Fred Thompson told him that.
EDIT: Yes, you, Madison! Put down the crack pipe and BACK AWAY SLOWLY!
EDIT: Umm… what was I supposed to do? Hmmm… Oh, yeah. Madison, you suck!!! RAWRRRRR!
Awwww…now that was nice. Thanks mccawa!
Can I show this off to my friends?
-Wendy
Lol. Of course. But why would you subject your friends to the madness of two semi-grown little boys?
You guys are priceless!!!!!!
One a boy, one a man, one an alien from a planet called Melmac.
See the madness that erupts every night at 8/7 Central!
“Lol. Of course. But why would you subject your friends to the madness of two semi-grown little boys? ”
Because it’s oh so entertaining. AND I must admit…flattering.
Madison, I will have you flogged. Ron Paul? That one hurt, dude. Whimper.
That’s nothing compared to the latest pic I put up of you.
Man, if that pic got you touchy, the edit after that should make you go nuke-yoo-lar. (EDIT) BECAUSE I HAVE VERY BAD POSTURE AND MY NAME IS CSDEVEN. AND I KILL PUPPIES FOR FUN.
PWNED!
Ooo…did I typo the heck out of my first post. Sorry Dan!
And it’s Wendy, btw.
No sweat. Nice to meet you, by the way, Wendy. I have to run for a few… catch ya later!
Ciao.
Wendy, e-mail me when you get the chance. lol
Done.