I hereby swear my loyalty to the Burge administration. Only through the precise application of quid pro quo, unfettered pork and rampant nepotism can we take this country back. Incidentally, I’m thinking I would be a great ambassador to somewhere. (Check’s in the mail)
To recall the immortal words of a former president (maybe), remember that “a vote for Iowahawk is a deuce in the toploader!”
Catch the wave!
